are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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