Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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