This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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