Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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