I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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