I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
babies were throwing up all over the place
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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