He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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