Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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