I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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