Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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