We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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