Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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