I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i need an iv and a liver transplant
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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