i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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