How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
we're so committed to being not committed
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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