I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
