What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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