Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Can Purell be used as lube?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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