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(425): View more from Washington

Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?

(1-425): View more from Washington

I hate you

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more

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(905): View more from Toronto

it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors

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american apparel?

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try lime green

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(661): View more from California

how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.

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(850): View more from Florida

Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners

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(469): View more from Texas

Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka

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