what day is it and did you see me today?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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