I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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