After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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