Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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