Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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