After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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