i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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