So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just gift wrapped bread.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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