The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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