You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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