Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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