i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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