wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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