I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
