i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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