oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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