Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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