funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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