Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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