How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think im going to throw up on grandma
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Found the puke drawer
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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