I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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