Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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