Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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