YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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