im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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