Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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