the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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