You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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