What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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