I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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