she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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