She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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