i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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