do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
we're making bets on your personal life
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
