it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i think my mom watched the whole time
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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