You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
