At least make sure they are 18
Why
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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