Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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